Oooh, sounds like a job for telepaths. And a lot of Sesame Street. (They still teach sign language on Sesame Street, right?)

Although can you imagine having telepathic babysitters? You wouldn't be able to get away with ANYTHING. That would be awful. I mean, isn't half the fun of having a babysitter being able to get away with murder?

(Not that we let Rachel get away with murder, Nate, if you're still reading.)

Anyway, YES. I have all sorts of gossipy gossip. When are you free? We can go somewhere and talk and stuff!!!