Yeah, I'm avoiding 'porting anywhere where there's World Cup fever, positive or negative, as much as I can. The last thing I need on a job is to break out in a song and dance because of a soccer game victory and get us all killed. But since I have a "special relationship" with London (apparently losing your mind inside a city the first time your teleporting powers activate makes that city feel a bit responsible), there's some things I can't block out.

But I have chocolate. And tea. And Blackadder DVDs.