No! He's only seven feet tall! In boots! But he hates boots so I'll never make him wear them. And he's so lovely, he wants all the blackmail he can get just so he can poke fun at me. Look at his face right now. Isn't he wonderful?

I'll tell you a secret. Spoiler: It's not a secret.

I love him a lot. Like so much. Like. Like you love your Angie! Like that.