xp_daytripper | It's Irish Christmas!

It's Irish Christmas!

Actually, it's St Pat's, but it's the same thing. If you're in New York, Finnegan's is where the party is. Come join us with green beer and singing Irish songs at the top of your voice.

(I am NOT wearing the shirt in the icon. It's just my party icon)

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As a legit Irish Person, you get to call the shots. Or drink all the shots. Your call.

Go raibh maith agat, lovely. Whilst I get smashed, you should most definitely come share some of this whiskey.

And the next person that tries to pinch me'll be dealing with a busted eardrum, I swear. Christ's tits.

No objections here - I might have asked New York to give the bloke hassling me at the bar a faceful of exploding Guiness tap. Not to fret, the Guiness is fine. Just one of those fluck things.

Edited 2023-03-18 01:05 (UTC)

Christ, you're a delight, English. I'll share the 16 year single malt with you, keep it out of the seanfhear's reach for a bit.

Edited 2023-03-18 01:07 (UTC)

I'm a total delight. Everyone says so, but especially my girlfriend. :)

Is she here? She deserves some excellent whiskey as well. Also, I'll bet the two of you are adorable and also also holiday pictures!

She's here. Which is testament to how much she loves me. Or how delightful I am.

Edited 2023-03-18 02:01 (UTC)

Surely it's both. It must be!

You are my very favourite drunk witch, but you are also very drunk. Perhaps it is time for water.

No, no, lovely. You should just join us in our drinking!

The next person who tries to pinch you who isn't me is getting an ear bit off.

maybe

maybe not

might threaten though

You know I like when you get all protective. Growly. But anyone brave or dumb enough to pinch me when I’m halfway sitting on your lap deserves what’s coming to them. A burst eardrum and the cartilage bitten.

TO ME, MY NEW YORK CITY. PUNISH THE CREEPY FUCKS.

Amanda, I think sending the floor after drunk people means it is time for you to have less drinking and less phone.

Did you take pictures of the floor eating people's shoes after they pinched?

Maybe? Also, why is the russian man who thinks I'll hurt his sisger here? he doesn't like me.

If I understood at all I would explain, but men are often full of nonsense decisions about protecting women who are more powerful than they are.

You are like the sad puppycat right now. Very cute, very confused, very falling over your feet.

You're so pretty, Marie-Ange. Amanda's so lucky. And your hair is so nice and straight and red and beautiful. I love your earrings. And your necklace. And your flowers.

You are also very drunk, but you have an eleven foot tall boyfriend who can steal your phone away. ;)

No! He's only seven feet tall! In boots! But he hates boots so I'll never make him wear them. And he's so lovely, he wants all the blackmail he can get just so he can poke fun at me. Look at his face right now. Isn't he wonderful?

I'll tell you a secret. Spoiler: It's not a secret.

I love him a lot. Like so much. Like. Like you love your Angie! Like that.

I LOVE MY ANGIE SO MUCH. ALSO, NEW YORLK IS DRUNK IN MUY HEAD AND I'M DURNK ADN EVERYONE JS DYURBJ...

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xp_banshee - 2023-03-18 04:24 (UTC) - Expand

You're my favourite person here, aside from Kyle, as he's very warm and snuggly and doesn't mind when I kiss his cheek, which I'm doing lots.

Those creepers deserved to have their shoes eaten. The lot of them.

You could kiss my cheek too if you wanrted, as long as Angie doesnt' minde, cause she is my love adn i love her lots adn lots and she's the best person in sthe world.

Okay!

But what if I want to pinch her?

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