Ugh

[xp_daytripper]

Woke up feeling like I'm drowning in snot. Someone check on NYC? It feels wet.

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[xp_darcy]

Ew, you want us to bring you back some good spicy snacks? I'll let Doug pick them.

[xp_cypher]

Hm. I wonder how long it would take me to find that snack stand that she cleaned out of mango.

[xp_darcy]

Was that anywhere near Nevada? I mean, we could subject Matt to a road trip, but I didn't pack for that.

[xp_cypher]

Trying to remember how close to the ranch it was, all I'm remembering is that they had strawberries that were almost apple-sized.

[xp_darcy]

If you remember we can go. Otherwise it's the alien jerky emporium.

[xp_cypher]

I mean, we had promised Gibney some weird-ass jerky already, so let's do that.

[xp_darcy]

...if we find actual donkey jerky, the brand had better be weird ass jerky or there's no joy in this world

[xp_cypher]

RIGHT?????????????

The judges would also accept "Dried Ass Meat"

[xp_darcy]

they would, but also... that sounds unappealing

[xp_cypher]

I mean, "Weird Ass Jerky" doesn't sound THAT much better.