xp_daytripper

Woke up feeling like I'm drowning in snot. Someone check on NYC? It feels wet.

Flooding happening all over city, drainage system overrun

Ew, you want us to bring you back some good spicy snacks? I'll let Doug pick them.

Hm. I wonder how long it would take me to find that snack stand that she cleaned out of mango.

Do you need anything? I can . . . well, I can't make you soup, but I can see if there is soup in the kitchen and warm it in the microwave for you.

You're good with plants, yeah? I've got a potion that'll help. Come get the book and whip it up for me?

¡A huevo! I'll be there in a second.

Was that anywhere near Nevada? I mean, we could subject Matt to a road trip, but I didn't pack for that.

Trying to remember how close to the ranch it was, all I'm remembering is that they had strawberries that were almost apple-sized.

If you remember we can go. Otherwise it's the alien jerky emporium.

I mean, we had promised Gibney some weird-ass jerky already, so let's do that.

...if we find actual donkey jerky, the brand had better be weird ass jerky or there's no joy in this world

RIGHT?????????????

The judges would also accept "Dried Ass Meat"

they would, but also... that sounds unappealing

I mean, "Weird Ass Jerky" doesn't sound THAT much better.