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A) I can read this, you know. Even if I'm only reading it hours later.

B) Less with the vindictiveness of pointing out that I sleep with my boyfriend and more with the slander of his good name.

C) Um, kinda confined to quarters, ya know? Kitchen is a safe place, atm.

D) New recipes would not be frowned upon as bribes to get back in my good graces.

E) It would only be a little dismemberment.

F) There is no F.

G) Have I mentioned that you're my hero again for the Faraday cage? So much love of the Faraday cage.

H) I, J, K, LMNOP, Q, R, S, T, U, V, WX, Y and Z! Now I know my ABCs. Next time won't you sing with me.