I don't think she'd mind, actually, the mutant Barbies. Ever notice how she glomps onto the more obviously mutant people first? And that could be a fun project, making our own line of mutant dolls, since, like you said, there aren't any yet. Purple Punk Pixie Barbie, that'd be fun to see. *grins*

And there aren't mutant dolls for the same bloody reason I have to use a glamour for Meggan when we go out. People are wankers.