Lets not be silly and melodramatic, Amanda. There is tea and most of a good breakfast for you when you want it. Doug ate the muffin though.


For the rest of you? Any attempts at assault, verbal or physical will be responded to with a large stick, and the possible demonstration that despite my best attempts, I do possess the fabled red-haired temper.

There will be no lynch mobs, whether the fire is made of burning wood or burning words.