AWOL Boss Lady

[xp_daytripper]

For those who might have been wondering about the Speedy Gonzalez impersonation Wanda pulled yesterday, she's off to Russia doing a job for Emma. Something about lost midget magicians. But yeah, she's going to be gone for a bit, so anything magical woobie-wise, 'Yana and I are the team.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

MIDGET magicians? WTF?

I don't even think I want to know.

[x-celsis.livejournal.com]

The midget magician is not missing, nor is he a midget. He is a dwarf. If anyone wishes to meet him, they are very foolish and he will attempt to feel you up. That includes you, Douglas. He will do this despite what both myself and Wanda have done to him in the past (recently in Wanda's case) and the fact that his rather lame attempts at magical spells interact badly with his even lamer attempts at underwear inspection, particularly when attempted on spectacularly offended mutant women.

I am missing a Russian, however. Wanda has kindly offered to attempt to fetch him for me. This should hopefully not take her away from us for too long, as I don't want the children to fret.

Emma