AWOL Boss Lady

[xp_daytripper]

For those who might have been wondering about the Speedy Gonzalez impersonation Wanda pulled yesterday, she's off to Russia doing a job for Emma. Something about lost midget magicians. But yeah, she's going to be gone for a bit, so anything magical woobie-wise, 'Yana and I are the team.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

MIDGET magicians? WTF?

I don't even think I want to know.

[xp_daytripper]

It's a job for Emma. You really don't want to know.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I really think I don't.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Is that on one of our "WTSIS?" Bingo card? I can't find mine to check. Wasn't it on Mark's?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not on mine.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I know one of us has midget -something-. I clearly remember midgets.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I have midget ninjas on mine.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Perhaps that is what I remember.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Just so long as there isn't midget pornography involved.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Did you have to mention that? Was it absolutly necessary?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Sharing is caring. I learned that in kindergarten.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

We are no longer in kindergarten.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean the lessons learned there are any less valid.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I can have a cookie if I eat all my carrots?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Have you been a good girl today?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

... what did you do to your hair in that picture?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I had to look like I was from an Ivy League school.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

WHY? The suit is nice but... why do you even have a picture of that?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

For potential use that should not be discussed on the public journals?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Oh. Right.

[xp_daytripper]

Again, it is a job Emma gave her...

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

This is very true.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I have mutant rhutab..rutabag...mutant vegetables on mine. But no midgets. Don't they prefer to be called 'little people' these days? Or is it 'vertically challanged'?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I finally found it. Midget Cultists, on Mark's. Who got a bingo dot for while we were in Norway.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Not I, alas. Why is it I have all the _really_ weird shit on my bingo card?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Weird is relative. I am not we can get stranger than giant death worms, russian meat computers or London eating Amanda. None of which were on any of our cards.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I vote for Pete's coffee gaining intelligence next.

[x-celsis.livejournal.com]

The midget magician is not missing, nor is he a midget. He is a dwarf. If anyone wishes to meet him, they are very foolish and he will attempt to feel you up. That includes you, Douglas. He will do this despite what both myself and Wanda have done to him in the past (recently in Wanda's case) and the fact that his rather lame attempts at magical spells interact badly with his even lamer attempts at underwear inspection, particularly when attempted on spectacularly offended mutant women.

I am missing a Russian, however. Wanda has kindly offered to attempt to fetch him for me. This should hopefully not take her away from us for too long, as I don't want the children to fret.

Emma