Here's something different...

[xp_daytripper]

Me perfectly sober and not hung-over while pretty much two-thirds of the office is in various degrees of pain. If I was meaner - or more suicidal - I'd decide this morning is a Sex Pistols day.

Jennie, thanks for the note. I'll keep it in mind next time.

'Yana, yes, you win. We should get you a trophy.

Now, whose pants are these?

Comments

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

If the office had celebrated my sister's birthday with any less celebration, drinking, and nudity, I would have been thoroughly disappointed.

Any leftover clothes you find can be forfeited to me for my next donation to the District X shelter? Unless they're Jake's. Even the downtrodden don't want Jake's clothes.

[xp_daytripper]

It started out as a Spongebob party, then turned into Bastille Day when Angie showed up demanding brownies, and eventually became a birthday party. At least, that's what I can work out from the journals. Apparently my co-workers don't really need much of an excuse.

It wouldn't be fair to make someone wear these - at some point they wore at least a couple of Bacardi and cokes.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Yes, the journals are handy to track the level of your coworkers' alcohol consumption. And my sister's, which I find incredibly amusing.

Do any of us really need much of an excuse? Some days, I think it may be a requirement of being a mutant to drink. Or a mansion resident.

If I did washing, I might disagree with you, but I don't so I won't.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

HEY! I'm totally the best dressed guy in this office, thankyouverymuch.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

You are obviously still inebriated, Gavin. Now take some of the petty cash and courier your officemates some nicotine, if you please.

Do not believe Tim Gunn, by the way. You cannot make plaid "work".

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Are you saying you're the best dressed man in the office?

Do I know you?

I was going to go with Bishop, but I'm willing to be persuaded otherwise...

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Am not. And you're lucky I was going out anyway. Cigs are on your desk.

And this from the man who still has jackets with suede patches on the elbows. Please.