Here's something different...

[xp_daytripper]

Me perfectly sober and not hung-over while pretty much two-thirds of the office is in various degrees of pain. If I was meaner - or more suicidal - I'd decide this morning is a Sex Pistols day.

Jennie, thanks for the note. I'll keep it in mind next time.

'Yana, yes, you win. We should get you a trophy.

Now, whose pants are these?

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[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

What do they look like? I will note that I did not lose my underwear last night. I am obviously improving.

Mind hiding me from the wrath of the 'Yana? She had a look in her eyes as I passed the photocopying room.

[xp_daytripper]

I dunno, they're pants. Kind of wrinkled and they reek of Bacardi.

And you forget, I'm scared of 'Yana, remember? Reap what you sow, Tinkerbell. ;)

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Bah! I'll just have to use my secret Ninja skills to avoid her then. Or, you know, go hide behind Wanda.

They could be 'Yana's pants then. I was feeding her Bacardi and cokes like they were going out of style last night.

[xp_daytripper]

You're a braver peson than I, getting 'Yana drunk. Or possibly more suicidal. Perhaps you should talk to Sof about this self-destructive streak of yours. *grins*

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

She might have been there last night? Or maybe she just commented on the journal posts? I know North was there in a Chef hat, and I think Wanda was being used as some form of couch at one stage.

Also, artwork was done to 'Yana. I sent a picture to your e-mail address from my phone.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

If the office had celebrated my sister's birthday with any less celebration, drinking, and nudity, I would have been thoroughly disappointed.

Any leftover clothes you find can be forfeited to me for my next donation to the District X shelter? Unless they're Jake's. Even the downtrodden don't want Jake's clothes.

[xp_daytripper]

It started out as a Spongebob party, then turned into Bastille Day when Angie showed up demanding brownies, and eventually became a birthday party. At least, that's what I can work out from the journals. Apparently my co-workers don't really need much of an excuse.

It wouldn't be fair to make someone wear these - at some point they wore at least a couple of Bacardi and cokes.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Yes, the journals are handy to track the level of your coworkers' alcohol consumption. And my sister's, which I find incredibly amusing.

Do any of us really need much of an excuse? Some days, I think it may be a requirement of being a mutant to drink. Or a mansion resident.

If I did washing, I might disagree with you, but I don't so I won't.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

HEY! I'm totally the best dressed guy in this office, thankyouverymuch.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

You are obviously still inebriated, Gavin. Now take some of the petty cash and courier your officemates some nicotine, if you please.

Do not believe Tim Gunn, by the way. You cannot make plaid "work".

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Are you saying you're the best dressed man in the office?

Do I know you?

I was going to go with Bishop, but I'm willing to be persuaded otherwise...

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Am not. And you're lucky I was going out anyway. Cigs are on your desk.

And this from the man who still has jackets with suede patches on the elbows. Please.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I'm still deciding if I'm sad I missed out on all that or not. Aye, but I sort of need to not be hung over or still drunk, which I suspect some of them are, today. LeBeau'd maim me. All in all, I think I'm okay not having participated. Sad for the lack of blackmail gathering.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I'm also debating. The blackmail would have been quite rewarding. And not just blackmail on Emma...

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking your sister's more shameless and it would take more to blackmail her than the others anyway.

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

It just struck me; We've never drank together. I might have to fly back to Kentucky and hunt down some moonshine. I bet they don't have it in the North like they do back home.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

No, no we haven't. I'm not sure I trust you drinking, Guthrie. You'll end up trying to fly out a window and go straight into the next building or summat.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

They are not my pants. I know where my pants went last night, and I put them back on when I was done. I also seem to have worn them to bed. Are they black and medium sized and very very dull? If so, they would be Illyana's.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

They're not Yana's pants. Why would I give Amanda Yana's pants?

[xp_daytripper]

Especially since 'Yana and I seem to go to the same place for the serviceable black work slacks. Nothing exciting there.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to remember whose pants they were but, um. Yeah, that's about all I can give you. They're not Yana's and they're not mine (since I wore a dress). I figured you could use some spoils of war. Truss it up like a trophy, use them as a flag...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I was running out of options. They are not mine, and I do not think they are ... wait, perhaps they ARE Wanda's pants. She did leave for a short time, although I cannot believe she would care if she was seen without pants.