This is more like it

Had meself a visit from the Punk Pixie. Found a bunch of CDs sitting at me door when I woke up this morning. Just as well I'm not sharing a room just yet since Ive got it cranked up as far as this computer can handle.

Wot I can do.

People have bin askin about my powers and the magic thing so I spose I should explain. Which will be easy-er with this spell check thing the Frenchie told me about.

My mutant power is to absorb mystic energy. Stuff like lay lines, stone circles, places of power, all that guff. Anything that has occult or supernatural power gives me a buzz.

So I don't explode into tiny wet peices I have to do something with that power. So I chanel it into magic. The man who brought me up showed me stuff and I learned more wifout him knowing and Rom says shell teach me more once I settle down sum. I can do lots of things all ready but. Anyone need a love potion let me noe.

And the first person to make Hairy Potter jokes will be my crash test dummy. Got a transformation spell I'm working on.

Bah

So Pete tells me he wants me to talk to some of the other teachers in this place in case I get too attached to him or some shite. And then I get a note from that Jake person tellin me Ive got a session with him/her/it so we can sort out classes for me this year. And then Pete tells me if I fob Jake off hell put me in with the munchkins seein how my english sucks. How can it suck any way if its my own language? Its not like sumerian or latin... those are dead languages and I still know them.

So I'm off to see Jake. This could be interestin.