Yer got to be jokin...

[xp_daytripper]

So her I am in this swanky place, and Pete tells me that I hav this LJ thing to talk to peple on.

Only, I suck at all that skool crap, dont I? Im going to sound like a rite moron 'cuz I cant spel.

God Im starvin. Maybe I shuld use a locasion spel to find the frig.

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[x-shinobi.livejournal.com]

I almost thought I was the only one up at this hour. Friend've Pete's, huh? Welcome to Xavier's. I'm Shinobi. Don't worry about the difficulty spelling - it takes a lot more than shorthand to make me consider someone stupid.

I could show you to the 'fridge, if you like. ..what, a spell? Magic-like?

...cool.

Welcome to the Jungle. :)

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Well,

Welcome to the mansion anyhow. Kitchen is fairly easy to find, just follow the night people heading there for midnight snackage.

Name's Jubilee by the by. Was planning on some late night cable TV watching. If you're all jetlaggy, you could come join me.

[xp_daytripper]

Part of my power is to do spels. Petes sista sez its sumfing about suckin in mistic eneg.

Re: Welcome to the Jungle. :)

[xp_daytripper]

Cable? Fuck, this place is a figgin 5 star hotel is wot it is.

Re: Welcome to the Jungle. :)

[x-shinobi.livejournal.com]

No room service, though.. or maids. Take my word for it, Jubilee's not someone you want turning down your sheets. Unless you like big yellow smiley faces all over your bed, anyway. *grins*

Least they weren't My Little Pony ones.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

And believe me, I was tempted. Ange said she thought that might be going a little bit far though.

Wait till they make you do yardwork.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

So, did anyone give you the Grand tour, or did they just kinda dump you and expect you to figure it out for yourself?

And have you got a room yet? Think there may be a spare bed in our room if you want it.

I'm willing to do the Grand tour if you like, I'll even show you where Paige's store of secret chocolate bars is.

Re: Least they weren't My Little Pony ones.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

I haven't forgotten about that, you know. You just got let off for a bit because you were sick.

*innocent look* Didn't you like our present?

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

And here we thought coming back to big smiley faces would cheer you up. *snicker*

Re: Wait till they make you do yardwork.

[xp_daytripper]

Dunno where Im supposed to be yet Pete stuck me in one of teh gest rooms for now until sumone decides where i shuld be. Same with the tou cept I think I mite wait until mornin for that. TV sounds good ill drop by after food. Food always coms furst.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

New person, hello. I´m Jake Gavin. I look like a girl, but I´m a man. Go with it.

Anyway, I´ve just been ...hired... as a guidance counselor, so I guess we should talk. Soonish. As the semester starts tomorrow.

Unless you´d rather deal with Pete?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Hi, and welcome to the mansion. I'm Angelo. :)

Good Morning

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I am guessing that you're probably not awake yet, but good morning regardless.

I am Marie-Ange - French, but lately just from a few rooms away.

If you see anything odd and small creatureish walking around, it is likely mine. That is more or less what I do - I take pictures and make them solid projections.

Do not worry about the spelling. The journal system has a program to correct it, and Doug can be bribed into customizing it if need arises.

There is a student kitchen that should be not far from the room you're in, which usually has snacks, and the big kitchen downstairs as well. At the moment, I believe it still has an excess of cookies, as well as the regular foodstuffs.

Re: Least they weren't My Little Pony ones.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I still liked the fat piggy ones. Those were really hideous.

Re: *innocent look* Didn't you like our present?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

... "We"? *looks suspicious*

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

hey, I'm Clarice, Marie-Ange's roommate and sometimes-headache (just kidding!) if you want to check out my music, I can probably help with the punk :)

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Morning!. My name is Paige and have been recently dubbed Super Horse Girl.

(which is not part of my mutation, but it might as well be)

So, hello! And welcome! And... things of that nature. Glad you found the refrigerator all right.

[xp_daytripper]

A man eh? I knew a few people in brighton like that. E does funny fings to shape shifters. Bit of a laugh to watch but.

Counsellor? What the fuck? I dont mind talking to uncle Pete since he always has a fag or two on offer but I don't know about this counsellor shite.

Re: Good Morning

[xp_daytripper]

Thanks for the spell check pointer. I was thinking of finding a spell that would fix it only I'm not sure how it would mix with the whole computer thing. Gizmos aint really my thing too much metal. Fucks with the magic or something.

Re: Wait till they make you do yardwork.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Hey Jubes, I know Terry, 'Yana and I are all small, but that doesn't mean you can pretend you don't know we're here. :p

Hello. I'm Kitty Pryde, one of Jubes' forgotten room mates. It's very nice to meet you. Saw somebody already clued you into the spell check, so I guess I'll just say 'hi' and wander off.

Re: Good Morning

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

.. Magic? As in "Eye of newt, toad so greeny." magic?

That isn't just a term for whatever your mutant power is?

Re: Good Morning

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, Doug can always be bribed by good-looking girls. And yes, Doug can translate just about anything. And yes, Doug is doing his best to become a computer programming god.

And Doug thought he was going to stop talking about himself in the third person. Really need to stop posting to the journal system when I'm sleep-deprived. Stupid little things like that seem so much funnier later at night.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

So this would be where I say hi, and welcome to the madhouse, since Lorna's still not out of the medlab to say it.

I'm Doug Ramsey, and as Angie already said, I am one of the resident computer gurus. The other ones would be Kitty and Dr. McCoy. Let me know if you need some help with your computer, or the spell-check, or whatever. Because, as Angie also already said, I am easily bribable by cute girls. Yeah.

Re: Good Morning

[xp_daytripper]

Not exactly. Its sort of complicated.

[x-shinobi.livejournal.com]

Hey, Amanda! Bribe him into the leather pants (assuming he hasn't burned them yet) and hand him a mic sometime. Maybe we can coax some punk covers out of him.

[xp_daytripper]

Sounds like Ive come in late and missed all the fun. Leather pants and strip poker?

Feh.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I most certainly did not say you were bribable by cute girls. I said you were bribable.

Re: *innocent look* Didn't you like our present?

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I plead the fifth on the grounds that ... I forget the rest.

Uh. Oops.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Dude, sorry 'bout that.

So NOT awake today.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

I got the impression from Pete that you were going to attend classes here? Well, my "how to be a Xavier Guidance Counselor" paper clearly states that any new students need to have a moment with either a guidance counselor or a faculty member to get you shoved into some classes and whatnot.

But, by all means, do all that with Pete. Yes, in fact? I think that's a great idea.

And for the record, I think I've got half of Shinobi's cigs by now...

Re: Uh. Oops.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Heh, no worries. I know you love us.

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Trust me, the strip poker days are far from over. I just haven't had a willing victim come down into the basement in awhile.

[x-shinobi.livejournal.com]

*Guy Mode: ENGAGED*

If Amanda comes down for a game, can I come watch?

*Guy Mode: DISENGAGED*

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

You know, if you're in the same room with me I'll make you play.

[xp_daytripper]

An then I can watch. *grins* More of a spectator than a player, me.