What the hell?

[xp_daytripper]

What's with all the racket from the boys' suites? Radical room redecoration?

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[x-blink.livejournal.com]

yeah - extreme home makeover mutant edition.

didn't you get teh memo that war-zone chic was in?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Well, there's blood on the floor, a chair's broken, there's feathers and hair all over the place, and I think those things that look like wet beef jerky are part of Jay. So either they were learning to dance, or enjoying the merits of full-contact debating.

All I know is that I'm not cleaning up after them. Unless they're dead, and the remains start to stink.

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

Early diagnosis is acute testosterone poisoning, although we haven't gotten to the bottom of it all yet.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I second that what the hell?

Please say you're joking about the pieces of my brother in your suite.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Nope. They don't look like anything vital. I'm only in first semester Anatomy, though, don't quote me.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

they aren't.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

I missed the live reenactment of Mortal Kombat? Damn.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

it's only good when they ahve pads on! or are in class!

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Swell. And I really liked Kyle...

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Maybe this was Jay's audition for Queer Eye.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

dude. queer eye for the mutant guy.

whatdya say we nominate you? a day of shopping, pampering and gay jokes. could be fun. and they'd probably make you a room with those little woven mat things.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Nominate me to be made-over? I already am clean, dress well, and more couth than just about every other male here. And I am not a poor cook, either.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

you can cook!?

[xp_daytripper]

I'll go down to medlab and get one of their biohazard kits for this sort of thing. Looks like things are under control in medlab, so might as well make myself useful.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

want some help?

yay! sanispray!

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

I can cook as the next literate person who can read the instructions on the back of the box.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

that is not cooking. come down and help me make a snack for Dr. McCoy

[xp_daytripper]

You get way too excited about this stuff, Pixie. You want catheter-bag-emptying duty next time we've got someone out ofit? ;)

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* it's neat.

catheter-bag-emptying? no, no, you're really good at it. I'll stick to bandaging bloody places.

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

I Umm....no comment dude.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

That's okay, Alex. You don't have to be smart, you just have to be pretty.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Of course, I realize that I am the one lacking literacy, as that made no sense. I meant to say "I can cook as well as the next literate person . . ." I'm going back to bed now.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Why is it not cooking to bring water to a boil, add macaroni, drain, and add and mix cheese sauce?

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

that is not real food.

real macaroni and cheese involves milk and blocks of different cheeses being baked together with noodles.

besides, box food like that is much more expensive than homemade.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

But I enjoy the macaroni shaped like Spongebob Squarepants.

[xp_daytripper]

Well, this isn't so much bandaging bloody places as cleaning blood off the floor. ;) Still wanna help?

[xp_daytripper]

The box stuff tastes like real food to me, and fills me up just as well after my magic class, and faster than the other stuff, so it's not all bad.

American cheese, now that's fake food. Real food shouldn't be that orange.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

right then. *real* macaroni and cheese for dinner tomorrow. you are both required to eat it.

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

Oh you are so getting pounded for that...

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

yeah sure you betcha

[xp_daytripper]

Woe. Someone making food and insisting I eat it... *grins*

Actually, can you make a bit extra? I'll run it up to Pete, since he's still not remembering to eat proper.

[xp_daytripper]

See you up there - got a spare pair of gloves for you waiting.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

there will be enough for quite a few people, but I'll make sure to save him a plate of dinner, not just the mac & cheese. I'll add him to my list of special feedings if you'd like. I'm not feeding anyone at the moment anyways.

[xp_daytripper]

I'll take care of the actual taking of food, as long as there's food to take - it's a family thing. Besides, he's not in the most polite of moods at the moment, and it'll probably be not a good idea for an empath to pick up on some of what he's feeling.

And this, right here...

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

Is a prime example of the things I do for love.

*sighs*

The cook back home would weep hot tears if she knew it, but I have made the macaroni and cheese in a box for Amanda.


Manuel

Re: And this, right here...

[xp_daytripper]

And it's always appreciated, love. All the more so since I know you think it's horrible. But sometimes it's a matter of eat shite straight away, or chew someone's arm off with the waiting. ;)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

DEMON SPONGE!

[xp_daytripper]

Sounds to me someone needs to come down and help out in medlab after one of these 'games', see what real blood and guts looks like.

[xp_daytripper]

*blinks* That's a new one for the books, demon sponges. Is that like Jubilee's possessed laundry?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

No, it is that terrible yellow sponge. When Doug and I went to the roller coaster park last summer it tried to grope me!

[xp_daytripper]

Perverted demonic sponge? I hope you gave it what for, roomie.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I kicked him in the shin, and Doug was ... rather a bit cross.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I think cross is a bit mild of a word. I...kinda growled at it.

[xp_daytripper]

Go you. :)Defender of women's virtue against demonic sponges!

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Wait... last I'd heard Spongebob was supposedly gay. Now he's demonic as well?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

The one I met was!

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

-pets- Poor dear.