AWOL Boss Lady

[xp_daytripper]

For those who might have been wondering about the Speedy Gonzalez impersonation Wanda pulled yesterday, she's off to Russia doing a job for Emma. Something about lost midget magicians. But yeah, she's going to be gone for a bit, so anything magical woobie-wise, 'Yana and I are the team.

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MIDGET magicians? WTF?

I don't even think I want to know.

[xp_daytripper]

It's a job for Emma. You really don't want to know.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I really think I don't.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Is that on one of our "WTSIS?" Bingo card? I can't find mine to check. Wasn't it on Mark's?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not on mine.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I know one of us has midget -something-. I clearly remember midgets.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I have midget ninjas on mine.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Perhaps that is what I remember.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Just so long as there isn't midget pornography involved.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Did you have to mention that? Was it absolutly necessary?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Sharing is caring. I learned that in kindergarten.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

We are no longer in kindergarten.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean the lessons learned there are any less valid.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I can have a cookie if I eat all my carrots?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Have you been a good girl today?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

... what did you do to your hair in that picture?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I had to look like I was from an Ivy League school.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

WHY? The suit is nice but... why do you even have a picture of that?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

For potential use that should not be discussed on the public journals?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Oh. Right.

[xp_daytripper]

Again, it is a job Emma gave her...

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

This is very true.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I have mutant rhutab..rutabag...mutant vegetables on mine. But no midgets. Don't they prefer to be called 'little people' these days? Or is it 'vertically challanged'?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I finally found it. Midget Cultists, on Mark's. Who got a bingo dot for while we were in Norway.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Not I, alas. Why is it I have all the _really_ weird shit on my bingo card?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Weird is relative. I am not we can get stranger than giant death worms, russian meat computers or London eating Amanda. None of which were on any of our cards.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I vote for Pete's coffee gaining intelligence next.