Off again

[xp_daytripper]

Duty calls again - I'm off to England with Wanda. If you need me for anything, call me - I can always take the quick route back.

Comments

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I believe you. Really. I will believe you even more if you get some sleep.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I can't sleep. I lie down but nothing happens. My brain won't turn off.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

We could always get your sister to knock you out?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

She probably won't agree. She'll tell you something about consequences and balance or something like that. But you could ask. I won't object to that. Unless Vanessa wakes up while I'm sleeping. Then I'll not be too pleased.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I would offer a solution but my insomnia never is cured by anything less than a strong sedative or a head injury.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I don't like sedatives. Addictive personality, and rehab wasn't much fun the first time. I only take them when I'm injured. So injury seems like the best idea here.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

The problem with head injuries is that then you have a concussion and are not allowed to sleep. Perhaps you could exercise yourself into exhaustion? That or warm milk and steak and then have a coma like a very large snake?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Ugh, no concussions. I've had too many, I know how much they suck.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Yes, they are no fun at all. I know a good 24 hour deli, we could just feed you turkey until you pass out?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

That's a very ingenious plan, but there's a minor flaw. I don't eat meat.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Do you eat cheese or egg? Both of those also have tryptophan.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Really? I do eat cheese and eggs. I didn't know that.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Meet me in the kitchen. If you're finished with that Chinese, I've got some pie.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Did you drug it?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Do you want me to've?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Would you tell me you did if I told you I wanted you to?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'm unfailingly honest when it comes to drugging people. So, just so we all know, if you want me to drug you, you'll have to wait another hour or two for me to bake another pie.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

So if it's not drugged why do you want me to eat it?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Because being awake and not alone is better than the alternative. Also, the pie is delicious.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone keep trying to feed me?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Why do you keep asking questions? Just get your skinny self down here. If you don't want to eat the pie, you can keep me company while I eat it.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Okay.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...are we suddenly having an impromptu game of Questions?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

What do you think?