Ugh

[xp_daytripper]

You know, being depressed sucks. But you know what sucks even more? BEING DEPRESSED BECAUSE YOU HAVE A CITY MOPING IN YOUR HEAD BECAUSE A BLOODY FOOTBALL TEAM LOST THE WORLD CUP!

Seriously, London, suck it up. I don't need this right now.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I should not laugh I should not laugh I should not laugh it is not funny.

Do you want some of my chocolate? My cousin bought me some so that I would not smother him with a pillow!

[xp_daytripper]

I DON'T EVEN LIKE FOOTBALL THAT MUCH! BLOODY FUCKING HELL!

Yes please on the chocolate. And some tea as well?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Don't go to Italy.
Don't go to Italy.
Don't go to Italy.

But seriously. Don't go to Italy. Or Spain.

At least England wasn't expected to do anything because of the group they were in. Italy and Spain were expected to do so much better. And Italy would have done so much better if the ref in the last game hadn't been a complete knobhead.

Besides, London has Wimbledon now, and the nation can get all optimistic again about Andy Murray repeating his win from last year.

[xp_daytripper]

Yeah, I'm avoiding 'porting anywhere where there's World Cup fever, positive or negative, as much as I can. The last thing I need on a job is to break out in a song and dance because of a soccer game victory and get us all killed. But since I have a "special relationship" with London (apparently losing your mind inside a city the first time your teleporting powers activate makes that city feel a bit responsible), there's some things I can't block out.

But I have chocolate. And tea. And Blackadder DVDs.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

On the other hand, maybe WC fever would cause you to bite people, and that might help in a fight?

Bah, Blackadder. If you'd said TOWIE or Doctor Who I might have asked if I could join you, but I could only handle Blackadder the once.

[xp_daytripper]

Actually, if you have Netflix, we could go for Orange is the New Black? Lesbians in prison, you know you'll love it.

And since you're more incapacitated than I am, Hopalong, I'll come join you. I have a travel mug for my tea.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Lesbians in prison?! How have I not seen this yet?! Oh wait, probably because I've been spending what little time I take watching tv on trash like TOWIE...

Aww, excellent! I'm a big fan of this plan!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Always tea. Tea is ever present.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel any better, Puerto Rico hasn't had a World Cup team, like, ever.

I don't know how that helps with having an entire city in your brain, but, you know, misery loves company.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

At least Puerto Rico is pretty good at baseball? Poor England isn't really that good at... anything.

[xp_daytripper]

Poor England isn't really that good at... anything.

The saddest part is we invented half* of these bloody sports and gave them to the colonies and now they kick our arses at them! Don't even talk to me about cricket...

(*This is exaggeration for the sake of being funny.)

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you guys really, REALLY suck at cricket.

Actually, your ladies aren't too bad. Ditto soccer.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

This is because women are always better at sport then men.