It's Irish Christmas!

[xp_daytripper]

Actually, it's St Pat's, but it's the same thing. If you're in New York, Finnegan's is where the party is. Come join us with green beer and singing Irish songs at the top of your voice.

(I am NOT wearing the shirt in the icon. It's just my party icon)

Comments

[xp_banshee]

Lord help us if that happens.

It won't, but it's always good to have the Lord's ear just in case. I'll split a bottle of Knappogue Castle 12 Year Single Malt with you, so long as no one tries to shove green shite down my throat. Or pinch me.

[xp_daytripper]

As a legit Irish Person, you get to call the shots. Or drink all the shots. Your call.

[xp_banshee]

Go raibh maith agat, lovely. Whilst I get smashed, you should most definitely come share some of this whiskey.

And the next person that tries to pinch me'll be dealing with a busted eardrum, I swear. Christ's tits.

[xp_daytripper]

No objections here - I might have asked New York to give the bloke hassling me at the bar a faceful of exploding Guiness tap. Not to fret, the Guiness is fine. Just one of those fluck things.

[xp_banshee]

Christ, you're a delight, English. I'll share the 16 year single malt with you, keep it out of the seanfhear's reach for a bit.

[xp_daytripper]

I'm a total delight. Everyone says so, but especially my girlfriend. :)

[xp_banshee]

Is she here? She deserves some excellent whiskey as well. Also, I'll bet the two of you are adorable and also also holiday pictures!

[xp_daytripper]

She's here. Which is testament to how much she loves me. Or how delightful I am.

[xp_wildchild]

The next person who tries to pinch you who isn't me is getting an ear bit off.

maybe

maybe not

might threaten though

[xp_banshee]

You know I like when you get all protective. Growly. But anyone brave or dumb enough to pinch me when I’m halfway sitting on your lap deserves what’s coming to them. A burst eardrum and the cartilage bitten.

[xp_daytripper]

TO ME, MY NEW YORK CITY. PUNISH THE CREEPY FUCKS.

[xp_tarot]

Amanda, I think sending the floor after drunk people means it is time for you to have less drinking and less phone.

[xp_tarot]

Did you take pictures of the floor eating people's shoes after they pinched?

[xp_daytripper]

Maybe? Also, why is the russian man who thinks I'll hurt his sisger here? he doesn't like me.

[xp_banshee]

You're my favourite person here, aside from Kyle, as he's very warm and snuggly and doesn't mind when I kiss his cheek, which I'm doing lots.

Those creepers deserved to have their shoes eaten. The lot of them.

[xp_jubilee]

But what if I want to pinch her?

[xp_changeling]

Oh, didn't Lewis tell you that offering me good booze is the surest way of... running out of good booze before I'm easily shifted?

[xp_banshee]

She might've mentioned. But she likes you a lot and so I figured sharing is caring and I heard somewhere it was your birthday recently. So happy all those things, Seanfhear.

[xp_darcy]

It's true, Ter. Give him a shot of the good stuff and hoard the rest like a dragon, or he'll drink it all and still be his charming, not even remotely tipsy self.

It's disgusting.

[xp_banshee]

No worries, sweet. I've had my shots. I might have a bottle of the Knappogue Castle 16 Year Single Malt hidden away in my purse. Just in case.

Where's my Kyle?

[xp_darcy]

No idea, love. I'm at home because I've got plans in the morning, so Marci or Doug or both are on Matt and Foggy duty (they're over at Josie's, drunk as skunks).

[xp_banshee]

My darling, I knew I was missing someone here. I'm desolate without you to get up to mischief with. But I'll drink your shot for you, no worries.

[xp_darcy]

I'm taking Mr. Can't Get Drunk out on a boat tomorrow, that doesn't mix well with a hangover.

[xp_wildchild]

Kyle was proctoring GED Exams in the DX.

Kyle is now drinking.

[xp_banshee]

There you are! Is breá liom tú. ❤️

I brought you a pineapple! But I feel like we need to make you like jawbreakers or something. Might take too long. Not as efficient as pineapple.