Time to 'fess up.

[xp_daytripper]

Um, yeah, the bang and the stench and the turning people green was me. I'm really sorry, I've done that spell a few times now and never had any problems, but I s'pose I didn't have the handle on it I thought. Any way, the smell's all gone from the library, and I've cleaned up down there (which is why no word from me 'til now) and I'm about to call Rom and see if there's anything I can do to un-green people. Including me. I look like a fucking dryad right now. If there isn't, it should wear off in a day or two.

Oh, and I'm fine, by the way. The bang was all noise and no actual flash.

I'm really sorry. I don't know what happened.

Comments

[xp_daytripper]

Torts?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Small pastries with fruit or meat in the middle.

[xp_daytripper]

Aren't those tarts? And if they aren't, what's Nate got against them? *is very confused*

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I think he's studying for the Bar. Test to become licensed as a lawyer in the state. Torts are actually a kind of legal issue that's really mundane and boring. My mother handles them for an aerospace corporation. Liability claims and whatnot.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

They made for a really crappy Grisham, too.

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

Smartass.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

That IS where my backup mutant brain is, according to the rumors.

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

"A private wrong, independent of contract and committed against an individual, which gives rise to a legal liability and is adjudicated in a civil court. A tort can either be intentional or unintentional, and it is mainly against liability of unintentional torts that one buys liability insurance."

[xp_daytripper]

You know, the words are all English and by themselves make sense, but when you stick them together like that? Even more gibberish than some of Strange's books.

Um, good luck?